Mothering Many

Dear Kids,
I know that you enjoy riding your bikes. I know that you enjoy tinkering with them and souping them up. But do you realize that all those bike parts laying around make our yard look horrible? And that the actual bikes, if you persist in leaving them laying in the yard and driveway will probably get run over or stolen? No? Well, I know we don’t have fancy storage like these thule bike racks at cracksandracks.com, but we do have a lockable shed. I suggest you start using it.

Love,
Mom