Mothering Many

Do you ever look at the models in the swimsuit catalogs and ask yourself if the designers were smokin’ crack? I will admit that this is something I do with great regularity. Now, before I had kids, I was 5 feet tall, and buxom. Voluptuous, I guess you’d say. Now that I’ve had 8 children, I’m 4′ 11″ (how the heck did THAT happen????), buxom AND hippy, and voluptuous doesn’t even begin to describe the current state of my…. never mind. Just never mind.

So, when I go looking for a suit, I want something designed for a real woman, not Cindy Crawford, who shares my maiden name, and nothing else. I’m more into the Plus Size Tankini than the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny, iykwim. Now, I do have some family members who need a suit designed for Twiggy, and I can find them at the same place–SwimSuits for All. All=everybody in the family. Easy-peasy!