How to Sit

4:36 pm Uncategorized

Dear children,
I thought you would know this by now, but clearly you do not. When attempting to rest your derriere upon the furniture, one does not need to attack it. The proper method is to walk up to the sofa/couch/chair/bed and *bend at the knee* until one’s weight is transferred from one’s feet to the said desired resting spot. This keeps our cushions and pillows in place, and my voice in the lower register.


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