Baby it’s cold outside

4:34 pm Uncategorized

Dear little children,

It is December. You need to wear shoes when you go outside. You should also wear socks. Perhaps if you put them in the actual laundry, I will wash some for you. But I am not going to go searching for them. I have socks. Drawers full of socks. No, you can’t borrow any, they are mine.

Also, wear a jacket before the neighbors call CPS and I have to start explaining the Law of Natural Consequences. And, please, for the love of all that is seemly, wear pants. Try these Riding Jeans.

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